If we’ve learned anything from the movies, it’s that by 2015 we’ll all have hoverboards, shoes that lace themselves, and self-drying jackets. Until then, we’re going to have to settle for smartphones and Netflix.

To help you cope with the wait, we brewed a straighforward, true-to-style golden bock beer. Quaff this malty number while you practice your Wild Gunman skills – it will help you ignore the dumb kids that think it’s for babies.