Are you over 21?

Whoa, here she comes. A 5.8% ABV, roast-heavy, medium-bodied, lightly dry oatmeal stout  that will make your dreams come true? Sounds like a kiss that should be on your list, if it isn’t already.

Expect to see this poured on nitro, because this beer can’t go for CO2. Nooo. No can do.

You can rely on your old man’s money to buy a pint of this, so kick back, ignore the private eyes that are watching you, and smile awhile before she’s gone.

Taste Profile

Crisp / Clean
Hoppy / Bitter
Malty / Sweet
Dark / Roasty
Fruit / Spice
Sour / Tart / Funky